Valentine’s Day is back.
With couples everywhere, parading their love, hand in hand, smothering everyone with affection...
What you might not know is that this year, Kiddo’s not feeling it at all.
Love didn’t exactly treat him right. A broken heart, bad timing, and just days before Valentine’s Day, he suddenly found himself alone. What used to be love and affection quickly turned into anger and frustration, making Valentine’s Day go from cute to completely unbearable. So Kiddo did what Kiddo does best.
Instead of staying quiet, he took it to the streets. Walking block by block, hanging anti-love posters and making his feelings as loud as possible. Romantic gestures don’t stand much of a chance right now, so if you ever locked your love on a bridge with a padlock and your names on it… don’t be surprised if it’s no longer there.
Can you blame him? For Kiddo, it’s just a way of dealing with heartbreak during a time of year that can feel like hell.
But this isn’t only about being mad at love.
Behind all that rage, there’s also empathy. Kiddo knows he’s not the only one spending Valentine’s Day alone, heartbroken or tired of pretending this date means happiness for everyone. He doesn’t want anyone feeling left out, that’s why he’s opening the door for everyone who needs to get it off their chest.
Click this broken heart 💔, share your worst heartbreak story, rant as much as you want, and let Kiddo enjoy a laugh or two while cooling down. And because we all deserve a little something during these dates, he’ll hook you up with a discount you can use on your next online purchase.
So if you’re single, dealing with a broken heart or simply done with Valentine’s clichés this year, don’t worry.
Kiddo’s got your back.
And if you’re backing him up, help make this Valentine’s Day a little funnier ;)
